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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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danbutt:

stupid bird that’s not a hat

danbutt:

stupid bird that’s not a hat

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brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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ausonia:


Ladybug in the morning dew

ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew

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dopernose:

Two Reptilians Embrace in the Street After Successfully Infiltrating the New Mexico Senate 

dopernose:

Two Reptilians Embrace in the Street After Successfully Infiltrating the New Mexico Senate 

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